Hey. You. How you plannin’ to start off your Del Close Marathon? You gonna try to get into Chelsea? Nah man. Not me. Too hot and crowded. I mean, yeah, there are some amazeballs teams. Sure. But I like to start my DCM nice and chill-lax. Me? I’m gonna hit Theatre 80 St Marks. I mean, look at those teams! It’s a like a who’s who of somethin’ or other.
Yeah yeah. I’ll see there, man. See you there.
You could do a lot worse - for instance, you could not attend DCM.